It's to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks and it's about how I ended up in the Gibson. Here's my song so far:
Well I was looking through chatrooms down in ol' kongregate, then I entered the gibson while I drank down some more of my cola. C o c a cooola.
Well I talked to the members they were friendly and all then they asked me my name and in a silent voice I said Rebel. R e b e l reeebel.

I'm stumped after that.
Any ideas for the next bit would be much appreciated. I shall become bard of the gibson. BARD.