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on: March 19, 2009, 11:44:57 PM
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Pugus Doggers
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A'ight. One of those previous-to-next poster games also known as the 'Monkey Paw' game on other sites. First poster makes a wish. Second poster grants them that wish BUT something bad happens alongside it. Then that poster makes a wish, next person corrupts it, and so on.
Example:
A: I wish I had a million dollars.
B: Granted. Your whole family and everybody else you ever knew and loved die in some freak accident leaving you millions of dollars in life-insurance. I wish I was famous.
C: Granted but you pick up a stalker on the way. I wish...
And so on. Let's go!
I wish I had a working penlight.
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Topic Name: The 'Corrupt a Wish' game!
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Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 10:30:04 AM
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To try to punish or try to save? Is it justice?
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 10:30:04 AM » |
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Granted, but it's a penlight/flamethrower and you burn your own house down.
I wish I had the moon.
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Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 11:20:44 AM
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Meh.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 11:20:44 AM » |
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Granted, but millions of dollars of metals are found on the moon, so some jealous person finds you and kills you.
I wish I could live somewhere else.
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Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 02:33:47 PM
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 02:33:47 PM » |
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Granted, but you'll be locked in my cellar with unbathed children.
I wish my neighbourhood was a bit more... diverse.
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“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” - Dr. Seuss
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Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 03:16:32 PM
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That's the first big snow in... forever!
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 03:16:32 PM » |
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Granted, but a bunch of Mexicans steal your radio, an African guy does a drive by on your house, a crazy white guy spies on you across the street, and this Canadian homeless guy lives in your front yard.
I wish that the next poster posts what is in quotation marks below exactly as is, without posting anything else besides what's in quotation marks:
"Granted, and I think you are a great person who needs his ego stroked every once in a while. WE ALL LOVE YOU! Yay Frogz!
I wish I could be like Frogz..."
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"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"
- Joseph Stalin, "The Man of Steel"
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Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
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BassChick
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Meh.
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 03:29:59 PM » |
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"Granted, and I think you are a great person who needs his ego stroked every once in a while. WE ALL LOVE YOU! Yay Frogz!
I wish I could be like Frogz..."
Well, congrats on ruining that game. I don't think you're a great person, and you don't need your super-inflamed ego stoked any longer. We hate you. Boo, Frogz!
I hope that I'm never like you.
Anywhoo.
I wish that the first day of spring (today) was warmer.
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Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 03:41:22 PM
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That's the first big snow in... forever!
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 03:41:22 PM » |
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I know since you don't like affection, but we still need to settle this hatred, I am saying this:
Granted, but the day is perfect and beautiful in every way. You should dislike that well enough, eh, Bass?
I wish for a pony.
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"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"
- Joseph Stalin, "The Man of Steel"
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Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 03:57:37 PM
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To try to punish or try to save? Is it justice?
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 03:57:37 PM » |
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You get one. It kicks you in the face, then in the ribs, breaking many bones. Then it runs away.
She doesn't hate affection - every time she expresses it or accepts it you jump down her throat and start taking the piss.
Treat others better than you wish to be treated, Frog.
I wish for everyone to get along, for a damn change.
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Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 04:29:58 PM
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 04:29:58 PM » |
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Granted but this new 'utopia' is forced by a cruel, dictatorship of sorts.
I wish I could stop coughing.
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Reply #9 on: March 20, 2009, 07:10:13 PM
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That's the first big snow in... forever!
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2009, 07:10:13 PM » |
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Granted, but you die now, as a result of coughing. At least you aren't in coughin' fits, just a coffin that fits XD
I wish everyone would get over their pathetic problems. Can't we all just put up with each other without getting at each other's throats?
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"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"
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Reply #10 on: March 21, 2009, 02:54:40 PM
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2009, 02:54:40 PM » |
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Sure! but now we have no throats. Thanks, jackass. I wish my ears would stop bleeding - and wouldn't fall off. (Don't make the obvious answer  ) |
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“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” - Dr. Seuss
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Reply #11 on: March 21, 2009, 04:25:46 PM
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That's the first big snow in... forever!
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2009, 04:25:46 PM » |
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Granted, but now they have started to burn because of a headache.
I wish for a rainbow.
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"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"
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Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 12:38:31 AM
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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 12:38:31 AM » |
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Granted but it's extremely minuscule and only lasts for a split-second before vanishing again. At least it was there, right?
I wish we had more rain.
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Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 03:16:56 PM
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 03:16:56 PM » |
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granted! now we will get flooding and most people will die! thanks idiot
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Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 03:44:23 PM
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 03:44:23 PM » |
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I wish the previous poster would have remembered the proper way to continue this thread.
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Justice must prevail.
TheBSG: Lulz won't fly with Ex around.
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